Happy System Administrator Day
Posted by HostsVault | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 30-07-2010-05-2008
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System Administrator Appreciation Day is on the Last Friday of July
Most people read “system” to mean an individual computer, and think that all a sysadmin does is clean viruses off your computer and replace your monitor. That’s not wrong — but it is only one page of the whole story.
A real computing system is larger. Very few computers work just on their own anymore; when you use the web, play a game online, share files with a friend, or send email, you’re using a complex and intricate collection of computers, networks and software that come together to do the job you’re asking.
A sysadmin manages these systems — they figure out how to bring storage from one server, processing from another, backups from a third and networking from a fourth computer all together, working seamlessly. For you
So when you think of a sysadmin, think of the people who run the servers that help you clean it off, the people who run your backups to make sure your data is safe, the people who bring you the network, the people who monitor it for security — and yes, the person who cleans the virus off your computer and replaces your monitor.
So again here are some ideas on how to properly use your System Administrator’s valuable time
- Make sure to save all your MP3 files on your network drive. No sense in wasting valuable space on your local drive! Plus, your sysadmin loves browsing through 100+ GB of music files while he backs up the servers.
- Play with all the wires you can find. If you can’t find enough, open something up to expose them. After you have finished, and nothing works anymore, put it all back together and call your sysadmin. Deny that you touched anything and that it was working perfectly only five minutes ago. your sysadmin just loves a good mystery. For added effect you can keep looking over his shoulder and ask what each wire is for.
- Never write down error messages. Just click OK, or restart your computer. your sysadmin likes to guess what the error message was.
- When talking about your computer, use terms like “Thingy” and “Big Connector.”
- If you get an EXE file in an email attachment, open it immediately. your sysadmin likes to make sure the anti-virus software is working properly.
- When your sysadmin says he coming right over, log out and go for coffee. It’s no problem for him to remember your password.
- When your sysadmin sends you an email marked as “Highly Important” or “Action Required”, delete it at once. He’s probably just testing some new-fangled email software.
- Send urgent email ALL IN UPPERCASE. The mail server picks it up and flags it as a rush delivery.
- Don’t use online help or FAQs or Knowldgebases . They are for wimps.
- When you receive a 130 MB movie file, send it to everyone as a high-priority mail attachment. your sysadmin’s provided plenty of disk space and processor capacity on the new mail server for just those kinds of important things.
- Don’t ever thank your sysadmin. He loves fixing everything AND getting paid for it!

